DEAR CUSTOMERS,
Our founder, Bill, has been tirelessly helping people itch that bitch, all over the planet, for close to seven years. He's gained a cult following of dedicated customers who send their itchy friends and family his way, and he loves knowing that people are happily scratching their itchiest itches with his unique, handmade in the USA, one-of-a-kind backscratchers.
But Bill deserves a break!
ItchThatBitch.com will be closed until January 23, 2023
ALL ORDERS RECEIVED BETWEEN JANUARY 7-23 WILL SHIP OUT THE WEEK OF MONDAY, JANUARY 23, 2023
WE APPRECIATE YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT!
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Because each backscratcher is handmade, please allow 3-5 business days from order date for your order to be fulfilled.
As always, we are here to answer any customer-service related questions you may have. CONTACT US
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JUST LIKE REAL FINGERNAILS...
The all-metal wire construction of our back scratcher is bendable to fit the natural curve of your back – just like real fingernails. These backscratchers make great gifts for special occasions. Whether you choose our heavy duty or original backscratcher, you can be sure your ItchThatBitch scratcher will take you to new and satisfying levels of back scratching bliss.
Functional and practical, yet attractive enough to display in your home, ItchThatBitch back scratchers are worlds apart from plastic or wooden scratchers that easily break or get eaten by the dog.
This handmade stainless steel back scratcher has a lifetime warranty and unique serial numbered dog tag. You can even have a short note or special date, like an anniversary or birthday, etched on the back of the tag.
This unique backscratcher is the best of the best, plus, each one is hand made in Highlands Ranch, Colorado USA.
It’s like no other, and it will scratch those itchy spots forever.
The Original
Heavy Duty, our Toughest Back Scratcher
Let customers speak for us
I received my order on time and very well packed. I am so impressed with the look of these backscratchers better than the picture in the website. Both work perfectly for my itchy back and I thank you Bill for making the best backscratcher money can buy in my opinion. I am very sure it will outlive me and pass it on to my daughter and son-in-law. Highly recommended. What an impressive work for an american craftsman from the USA.!!! Thank you Bill for a product well done. This comment is coming from a well satisfied customer.
Was a gift to a friend who stated, "This is the best gift I have received in a long time"! This back scratcher is an amazing piece of applied art: made by a skilled craftsman; aesthetically pleasing in choice of metals and basic construction; and is a well thought out tool that works to "itch that bitch"! Love the accompanying humerous instructions and the engraved and signatured dog tag. Thank you! Truly appreciate your work.
The wire is thicker. The business end has more “scratchability” with those flat edges. The file cloth included let’s you fine tune to your desired feel. Can be smooth, can be more like fingernails. It’s up to you.
These backscratchers work great, and I have zero worry about breaking it. If you watch the videos on the site, read how the owner/builder responds so kindly to YouTube commenters, and then read the included material/instructions with the backscratcher, you will feel just as happy as we are to support such a person in his small business. We love the backscratchers. We are happy to support this business. We will be return customers based on family reactions and recommendations “oh you should get so&so one of these!” Thanks for sharing your great idea and making these products available, Bill! Happy New Year!
This was a gift to a good friend and she loves it
There is an old Jewish saying - when you buy - buy good - because when you buy good - you have! This is a perfect example of the saying because it will outlast YOU!
Plan a repeat order for 2023 as birthday presents
I absolutely love it. I’m able to scratch all of the itchy places on my back with ease!
If this can't work for your back scratcher then something is wrong with you, I would not trust you ever !!!!.....
Purpose-built tool for one job, and it does that job wonderfully. Has length to spare, but isn't unwieldy. Lets you exert the right amount of force with enough springiness that it doesn't turn into self-mutilation.
If you've ever bought one of those telescoping metal back scratchers shaped like a bear claw for yourself, not as a gag gift, this is the back scratcher that you had hoped for.
Replaced my previous back scratcher, the claw part of a claw hammer (don't laugh; it works in a pinch).
No doubt this will last far longer than I will. Also have questions about your sources of the components.
Outstanding product
I come from a long heritage of Back scratch lovers in my family. Grew up scouring the Chinese takeouts all over New York in New Jersey looking for the perfect back scratcher… but alas they would always break. Fast-forward to modern day telescoping metal rake back scratchers… which ultimately also always fail!! This is by far the best back scratcher I have ever used… easy to reach all areas and sharp enough to satisfy eve. My masochistic back scratching desires. I am confident it will become an heirloom handed down from generation to generation in my family.
Mr. Bill IS Tops In My Books
110% Perfect & EXCELLENT Service
Fast Delivery Great Packaging As
*Well As A Sense Of Hilarious Humor
You Can’t Just “Buy” The Gift Note Included
Was As Awesome As The Fabulous Handcrafted Workmanship!!!
Just *Wow* ps. The Small
Attachments Are *Very Cool 😎
I Was Super Proud, Pleased & Uber Impressed Doing Excellent Business
With #ITCHTHATBITCH 😆👍💯🇺🇸💪
I Bought 3 & All 3 Said BEST GIFT Ever 🇺🇸
All Thanks 2 Mr. Bill 💯👍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸
Be Well Sir 👍
Fingers stainless steel back scratcher fits your back and eliminates the itch
